Project Update #8

Hello fellow heroes! We’re back with very exciting news! How would you all like to play a brand new character very soon? How soon? Well, how about RIGHT FLIPPING NOW! Unlock Gnat-Girl right now!   Why are you still reading this? Open up Steam, launch the game, and get cracking! To unlock Gnat-Girl, you simply…

Project Update #7

Hello fellow heroes! We’re back with another update! Bug Fixes and Beyond! Franco AKA the Ninja Master Exterminator has been busy squashing more bugs than you can shake a stick at! Online bugs Matchmaking bugs Menu bugs Gameplay bugs All went SQUISH under his ninja boots! They shall not be missed. New Features Achievements were…

Project Update #6

Hello again fellow heroes! It’s only been a week since our last update, but we have some exciting news to share, and so here we are! Version Update Franco’s been hard at work fixing bugs and adding features! He’s just unrolled the following updates to the Steam version of the game: Increased the multiplayer geographic…

Project Update # 5

Hello fellow heroes! A lot has happened since last we spoke! First of all, if you missed it, the game launched on Steam early access and had a very high rate of positive reviews! Early Access Trailer Let’s Plays and Streams

Project Update #4

Hello fellow heroes! It’s been quite a while, and we’ve missed you! So, how about a peek behind the curtains? Professor Puzzler Punches In! That’s the perpetrator of the ploy in the flesh! Voiced by proficient Dakota Brown! Follow him on twitter @WriterDakotaBro. And where does the Professor operate from?

Project Update # 3

Hello fellow heroes! It’s that time again, so let’s get to it and show you what we’ve got! Pronto dashes in! Francis has been busy working on Pronto’s animations and boy has it ever paid off! We now have a fully functional 5th character! The stop-watch is placeholder-stolen-from-google-images-please-don’t-sue-us art, and he still doesn’t have a…

Localization ENABLED!

For all of our fans out there who prefer to break blocks in a language other than English, we bring you a more international-friendly block-breaking experience! That’s right, Professor Puzzler’s Perplexing Ploy will be localized in at leastFrench, Portuguese (Brazilian) and Spanish with the very real possibility of adding a lot more languages! We have no idea what’s…

HNLPPPP Coming to Steam and Wii U!

Hello fellow heroes! I know that we just had an update yesterday, but we just got two very exciting pieces of news that we just had to share with you! Don’t read the title of this update because that’ll give it all away and ruin the fun. Trust us, this is worth it!

IT’S OVER 9000! 100% FUNDED!

WE DID IT! And it’s all thanks to you! Every one of you is a true Hero! We couldn’t have done it without you! Professor Puzzler’s will Pull off his Perplexing Ploy and we’ll Produce this Product for your Playing Pleasure! The entire Heroes Never Lose team is thrilled and we can’t thank you enough!…

Hello fellow heroes! Day 3 is coming to an end and we’ve hit a major milestone: 100 backers! Thanks to you, we’re in the triple digits! Contest We have lots of exciting things to announce today! Firstly, the Character Creation Contest! Love our characters but think you can do better? We accept that challenge! Send…